IDI AMIN DADA

DEATH TOLL 500 THOUSAND

DODGY FACE HAIR 2/10

TIME IN OFFICE 8 YEARS

USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 0/10

AUGUSTO PINOCHET

DEATH TOLL 33 THOUSAND

DODGY FACE HAIR 4/10

TIME IN OFFICE 17 YEARS

USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 0/10

ADOLF HITLER

DEATH TOLL 6M

DODGY FACE HAIR 9/10

TIME IN OFFICE 11 YEARS

USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 6/10

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE MOMENT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR..........THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT.........THIS IS SHOW TIME...........LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLE ! .

FINALY THE WAITING IS OVER, HERE IT IS. OUR FIRST LUNATIC ASYLUM ONLINE POLL !

IT IS

THE

LUNATIC ASYLUM

EVIL DICTATORS TOP TRUMPS

YOU CAN VOTE ONLINE, FOR YOUR TRUE CHAMPION OF EVIL, MARVEL AT THE STATISTICS THAT HAVE HELPED YOUR HERO INTO THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS HALL OF FAME THERE IS, OR EVEN CUT OUT THE CARDS AND PLAY AT HOME WITH YOUR KIDS.

WHATEVER THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE DICTATORS.....

THOUGHT OF THE WEEK, WAS HITLER MISUNDERSTOOD?

HITLER WAS WALKING BACK TO HIS QUATERS AFTER A MEETING WITH HIS GENERALS, WHEN HE TRIPPED OVER A PAIR OF SHOES.

HE SHOUTED OUT, " GET RID OF THE FCUKING SHOES "

THE GENERALS THOUGHT HE SAID " GET RID OF THE JEWS "

BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO SCARED TO ARGUE WITH THE FUHER, THE ORDERS WERE CARRIED OUT.

Thoughts and comments welcome on this matter.

Bit quiet here tonight. Alfies out on day, or should it be night release. How bent is a 9 bob note by the way anybody????

Would you believe it? just phoned for a ruby, and theyve only got a bloody power cut. The only curry house in west london wotrth eatin from so cant get one from anywhere else, aparantly the chefs using candles to cook at the moment, or so were being told anyway. madness. absolutely madness.

wheres this old one come from? "Hes as bald as a coot"! last time i knew a coot had a full body of feathers.

"My beers as flat as a witches tit", have you ever seen a witch with a pair of huge knockers?

As black as new gates knocker? where the fook does that come from? was new gates knocker ( a door knocker i presume ) black?

" Taking coal from Newcastle" does Newcastle have any pits ?? does anyone know anyone whos ever taken coal from Newcastle?

The Beatles said " In the 60's There was 4,ooo holes in Blackburn Lancashire" Seeing as its a northern town we can only assume they were talking about arse holes. dont suppose anyone know how many are there now?