Tuesday 19 June 2007

LIKE WE SAID, CUT OUT AND PLAY, OR JUST MARVEL AT THESE VERY RARE, AND PRICELESS EVIL DICTATORS TOP TRUMPS.
PLEASE VOTE BY REPLYING HERE
THANKS AGAIN

JOSEPH STALIN
DEATH TOLL 450 THOUSAND
DODGY FACE HAIR 9/10
TIME IN OFFICE NOT CLEAR
USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 2/10

SADDAM HUSEIN
DEATH TOLL 3.6 MILLION
DODGY FACE HAIR 10/10
TIME IN OFFICE UNKNOWN
USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 8/10

ROBERT MUAGBE
DEATH TOLL UNKNOWN
DODGY FACE HAIR 5/10
TIME IN OFFICE 1980- PRESENT
USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 2/10

POL POT
DEATH TOLL 9.6 MILLION
DODGY FACE HAIR 0/10
TIME IN OFFICE 35 YEARS
USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 3/10

IDI AMIN DADA
DEATH TOLL 500 THOUSAND
DODGY FACE HAIR 2/10
TIME IN OFFICE 8 YEARS
USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 0/10

AUGUSTO PINOCHET
DEATH TOLL 33 THOUSAND
DODGY FACE HAIR 4/10
TIME IN OFFICE 17 YEARS
USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 0/10

ADOLF HITLER
DEATH TOLL 6M
DODGY FACE HAIR 9/10
TIME IN OFFICE 11 YEARS
USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS 6/10
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE MOMENT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR..........THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT.........THIS IS SHOW TIME...........LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLE ! .
FINALY THE WAITING IS OVER, HERE IT IS. OUR FIRST LUNATIC ASYLUM ONLINE POLL !
IT IS
THE
LUNATIC ASYLUM
EVIL DICTATORS TOP TRUMPS
YOU CAN VOTE ONLINE, FOR YOUR TRUE CHAMPION OF EVIL, MARVEL AT THE STATISTICS THAT HAVE HELPED YOUR HERO INTO THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS HALL OF FAME THERE IS, OR EVEN CUT OUT THE CARDS AND PLAY AT HOME WITH YOUR KIDS.
WHATEVER THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE THE DICTATORS.....

Sunday 10 June 2007

THOUGHT OF THE WEEK, WAS HITLER MISUNDERSTOOD?
HITLER WAS WALKING BACK TO HIS QUATERS AFTER A MEETING WITH HIS GENERALS, WHEN HE TRIPPED OVER A PAIR OF SHOES.
HE SHOUTED OUT, " GET RID OF THE FCUKING SHOES "
THE GENERALS THOUGHT HE SAID " GET RID OF THE JEWS "
BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO SCARED TO ARGUE WITH THE FUHER, THE ORDERS WERE CARRIED OUT.
Thoughts and comments welcome on this matter.

Saturday 2 June 2007

Bit quiet here tonight. Alfies out on day, or should it be night release. How bent is a 9 bob note by the way anybody????
Would you believe it? just phoned for a ruby, and theyve only got a bloody power cut. The only curry house in west london wotrth eatin from so cant get one from anywhere else, aparantly the chefs using candles to cook at the moment, or so were being told anyway. madness. absolutely madness.