Firstly.... Alfie wants to know, why do all northern birds have spotty asses???? is this true or north v south rivalry? They allways seem well up for it i must say, from previous visits up there. just where im not saying though. somewhere dark and wet though.

And also why is it all you northern girls don no clothes in november when out on the town? not that were complaining, long may it continue. secondly, im gonna be competing at the eurovision song contest next year ( hopefully ), and will be open to suggestions on how you think we will do? There will be Alfie on the spoons, Basher will be on the duckometer ( that rounded shaped oblong thing that quacks like a duck when stroked with a wooden stick ), and myself on either the harmonica or joanna. Im thinking of a soul beat with a mix of drum and bass and maybe a touch of glam rock. What do u all think? and would you vote for us down there in the eastern block?