Its nearly 2 in the morning on sat 19/05,

what sort of things are we thinking about????

Where does the saying " flapping like a queer penguin come from" ?

Does a queer penguin flap?

What about the saying " as wet as an otters pocket"? does any one know where or when that was first used?? or does an otter actually have a pocket?

what about

" Hes as bald as a badger " how is a badger bald??? thats stupid, who the fcuk made that one up.

" As rough as a badgers ass " is a badgers ass that rough?

" as dodgy as a sackfull of monkeys " i guess that is pretty dodgy.

" Hes got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp" Has anyone ever seen that happen?

If anyone can contribute to this please do.